WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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