what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
