Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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