Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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