woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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