we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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