i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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