Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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