grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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