? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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