His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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