On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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