I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Ladies don't puke and tell
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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