check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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