He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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