we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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