If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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