I'm going to jail i love you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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