Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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