I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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