That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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