check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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