Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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