Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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