she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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