brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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