why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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