that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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