In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
