I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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