I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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