Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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