In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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