The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Green mimosas i think yes
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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