How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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