you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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