My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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