when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
vagina is talking i cant
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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