But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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