So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.