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  @ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu

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  (248): @ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu <3 (1-248): please stop breathing. http://tfl.nu/7uu5
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  (813): View more from Florida

  there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.

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  (813): there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it. http://tfl.nu/a1l8
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.

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  (517): let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it. http://tfl.nu/9qiv
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  (516): View more from New York

  I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love

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  (516): I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love http://tfl.nu/fo0q
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  (818): View more from California

  I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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  (818): I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me. http://tfl.nu/gx3h
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  (269): View more from Michigan

  Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.

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  (269): Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it. http://tfl.nu/0nwk
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  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?

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  (318): Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it? http://tfl.nu/nm01
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  (626): View more from California

  I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.

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  (626): I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night. http://tfl.nu/5hoo
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather

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  (304): You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather http://tfl.nu/giov
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER

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  (704): she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER http://tfl.nu/3kwv
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .

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  (304): I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved . http://tfl.nu/02ua
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  (281): View more from Texas

  I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.

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  (281): I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car. http://tfl.nu/5ru6
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  (714): View more from California

  Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream

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  (714): Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream http://tfl.nu/g5ns
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me

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  (860): It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me http://tfl.nu/na7x
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?

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  Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.

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  (317): Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here? (1-317): Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0. http://tfl.nu/u5j4
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