Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

(1-313): View more from Michigan

so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

(313): View more from Michigan

Thats gay

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(727): View more from Florida

Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose

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(478): View more from Georgia

I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it

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(330): View more from Ohio

it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.

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