Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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