I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
babies were throwing up all over the place
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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