Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My dad is sitting where you rode me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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