She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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