Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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