Don't you send me to vm
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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