Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.