I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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