In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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