I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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