Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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