Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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