They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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