Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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