Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
too bad you live with your parents still
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
3 2 1 whiskey
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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