White coat. Heels.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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