this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Randomize