have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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