he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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