did you get engaged???
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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