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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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